Here's to..

Let me just explain myself.. I Never drop my phone, or lose it, and i rarely forget it. But for some reason, whenever i am with Paul, i somehow manage to do ALL these things. So of course he thinks I'm some space cadet that doesn't know or care how to take good care of my things. I tell him every time that it's because I'm so distracted by him and his attractiveness and can't help but focus on anything else but him.  He rolls his eyes. But there really is no other explanation than this. It's the only time it happens.

Now let me explain Paul.. He. LOVES. Apple. Enough said? I'm not kidding. Obsessed. He has to have EVERY newest, latest, and greatest product that comes out. 

So of all the phones I've ever had, i officially got my first crack in the screen. (taking note, this is the first damage, at all, that i've ever had to any phone i've ever owned.. i'm just that good ok.)
I didn't know what to think.
With the words, "Oh Crap" probably running through my head about a hundred times, I was mostly terrified that Paul was going to kill me. Because, how on earth could i possibly treat an Apple product so..? How could this be? This is a disgrace. Our name should be banned from everything. We will be disowned. Shame.

How did he react might you ask?

Well yes, he was quite concerned that i could let something like that happen to an Apple product..
But then he got that smirk. The one that i know all too well. And the famous words came out. "Well, we'll just have to get the knew one when it comes out." How did i not see this coming? Duh, I knew it was. Could i have made it any more convenient for him? Ha, nope! Just that i gave him one more excuse to get ANOTHER newest, latest, and greatest Apple product to fill our home. Just what we need.
Lovely.

The phone actually works great still. No effects from it. But, i somehow just don't think that will be enough.
So I guess, here's to the Iphone5..